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Gt Demotivational Poster


FREEDOM -


TAGS: arlington
Rating: 4.65/5

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maoworks2 - May 29, 2012, 7:49 am
Well Done Ron.
Reality Lord - May 29, 2012, 6:43 am

Yup...couldn't agree more with you steve. Kills me how they call removing your freedoms "patriotic". A quote from Herman Goering ccomes to mind.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 9:43 pm

It truly is amazing what we've 'compromised' away since 9/11, huh, Steve?
SteveFurlong - May 28, 2012, 9:39 pm
Remember that quote next time you're groped at the airport, show ID to buy antihistamines, or get your bank account frozen by the government while they investigate that cash deposit. Then think about what you'll tell your grandchildren. Demotivated yet?
fan4camping - May 28, 2012, 9:05 pm
*sniff* 5L is the only response that does it justice.


SGT. SCHULTZ - knows nothing


TAGS: sgt shultz knowing nothing
Rating: 3.22/5

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sureok - September 7, 2012, 10:58 am
Nice!!!
ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:06 am
John Banner, he died too soon. And many of his family died even sooner in the concentration camps.


GUARDING THE TOMB - Serious stuff


TAGS: arlington national cemetary
Rating: 4.44/5

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Aurielius - September 27, 2015, 10:29 am
Actually you can get arrested for interfering with the Honor Guard as one young punk found out to his dismay.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 11:39 am
Yayyyy!!!!..........Oh, Sorry about your eye.....
Airman - February 8, 2010, 11:31 am
sorry moooooo, yes, you can continue to do that as often as you can get away with it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 11:07 am
That's deep Airman.....But, What aboot the dong waving?
Airman - February 8, 2010, 10:50 am
I should have snoped the whole thing. The hurricane part is true, as is most of the rest. What the soldiers do on their own time is not controlled. There are now 514 of these ribbons, and only the Astronaut ribbon is given out less often.
Airman - February 8, 2010, 10:48 am
that honors those who have perished also keeps in mind the families of soldiers where there are no remains. With DNA testing now, this doesn't occur as often. They disinterred the Vietnam grave and made an id. These soldiers do consider this a high honor
Airman - February 8, 2010, 10:46 am
The idea of a tomb for unknowns came from the British in 1916. Our weapons keep getting more and more powerful, but we are still made of flesh and blood. There are a lot of casualties where the soldier is unidentifiable, or there's nothing left so having
rerun - February 8, 2010, 7:37 am

this not only honors the memory of the unknowns, it is a testemant to the strength ann honor of the solder who is guarding them.
rerun - February 8, 2010, 7:37 am

Since you are asking a legit question, no offense. My best guess, it is about respect. These men & women have made the ultimate sacrifice and they are unknown. The least a soldier who is selected to honor them can do is make a life long sacrafice as well
MrBlack - February 8, 2010, 6:35 am
I'm sure someone's about te get really pissed at me but, what's the point in havin such a strict card on a tomb of unidentified corpses?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 4:00 am
Sure, But can you poke them in the eye and wave your dong at them like those Limey palace guards?
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:57 am
True or not is irrelevant. TGhe seriousness and somber duty they hold is well understood by them, and all who have witnessed. I myself found it to be one of the most powerful things I have seen. Quite moving.
Hasbunmb - February 7, 2010, 2:33 pm
Oh, so is the stuff about the first six months... its just another special duty guys, like recruiter or DS... I admire the guys, I think its a great duty, very admirable, but its not the cult you guys are making it out to be..
Hasbunmb - February 7, 2010, 2:31 pm
The swearing/ drinking thing is a myth... sorry guys.
erock - February 6, 2010, 2:02 am
awesome , 5L
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 6, 2010, 1:04 am
Anyone who's visited Arlington to see these guys on duty know they are seriously hardcore. Any potential enemy of my country would do well to visit to get the shit scared out of them. These guys are awesome; you wouldn't want to fight them, ever.
Untamedfifty - February 5, 2010, 9:38 pm
True Story Semper Fi Soldiers
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:35 pm
Once again Airman... Well done. 5L
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 5, 2010, 8:16 pm
woww...I knew all of this except for the enver being able to swear or drink again part....now that is dedication right there...
rerun - February 5, 2010, 8:01 pm

Thank you to these fine men


TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY -


TAGS: pirate error cat kitten sirstuffington
Rating: 5/5

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ytrewq - May 6, 2014, 11:40 am
Kill zoophil!
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:43 pm

Our shelter has a feral spay program so I'm going to pick up a live trap and see if I can catch her for spaying. I feel so bad about the kittens. I wonder what could have killed them. Seems to me that if it was infectious, mama would be dead too.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:41 pm

The other one was an orange tabby. Both had long tails. The white one disappeared right away. Yesterday I found the orange one dead in our garage. Haven't seen mama kitty in a week or more. She just showed up in the back garden.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:39 pm

We've had a feral manx cat on our place, off and on, for a couple of years. She showed up about 3 weeks ago with two kittens she was clearly weaning. One of them was really, really beautiful~~white with orange points and a tabby tail.
5150monkeylove - September 20, 2013, 3:40 pm
Sir Stuffington and two siblings survived a raccoon attack on their family. The other two kittens are ok. The shelter I work for is footing the bill for his care while he is in a foster home. His main injuries were a broken jaw and a lost eye.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 5:40 pm

I will have to go see!~
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 4:19 pm
The kittens name is Sir Stuffington. He has his own facebook page even.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:36 pm

Don't be sweet-talkin' me, now. I gets all...twitchy.
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 12:27 pm
I have been mostly on the Poster Evolution thread in the forums. I be near ye, yarr scurvy-ridden sea dog.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:21 pm

Was wonderin' where the Monkey be. On a sea trip, huh? 5Arrrs!~


YOU CANNOT - appriciate American History without first reading it in the original Klingon


TAGS: george washington klingon
Rating: 3.56/5

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Zenigata - July 14, 2011, 7:36 pm
Is not possible. Klingons do not retreat.


BAGGED MILK - Now available in beer!!!


TAGS: tsingtao beer pong
Rating: 2.87/5

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Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:43 am
Iced tea? Game over. LOL!
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:41 am
Damn, Australia to? Google it. They make iced tea, and other juice type drinks. Under their caps they print trivia questions. Hence the game in the forum. Their website has all the facts ect.....It's good stuff BTW...
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:31 am
I have no idea what a Snapple is, but it sounds refreshing...
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:31 am
Don't do it AK!!! Grab a Snapple instead!! Or do you not have it under there??
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:26 am
You know what? Those bags are making me REALLY thirsty...
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:19 am
Beer hammers work just as well when you turn them around and lay down "the claw!!"
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:17 am
So I, ummm....Double bagged it eh?
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 8:54 am
Dammit, my beer hammer cannot smash bags. Damn you, MO! DAMN YOU!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 8:49 am
pic has been used before MO.....not your fault, You got my 5.
MO - August 30, 2009, 8:47 am
Not one comment, just a resounding 2. nothing. Definitely thought this would do a whole hell of a lot better.


PUBERTY -




US ARMY - "For thou hast been a shelter for me, and a strong tower from the enemy" Psalm 61:3




STEROIDS - They turn you into a Super Saiyan.




TSINGTAO - Because in China, beer comes in bags.




OVER THE TOP -


TAGS: money worth strength borrow loan
Rating: 4.61/5

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Ron2 - December 22, 2012, 7:27 am
The strength of many comes from the strength of the one. If the one is not strong, neither is the whole for they will be the weakest link. Individualism must come before collectiveness.
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 10:01 pm
You guys are dead on, but…it’s complicated. Thanks for posting this, GB.
Greybeard - December 20, 2012, 9:31 pm
Yes, that is definately true however America needs to nurse itself back to health before it continues to help others first. Our situation reminds me of The Ottoman Empire which was called "The Sick Man Of Europe" before its eventual collapse.
falloutghoul - December 20, 2012, 8:19 pm
But the world's strength depends on what the nations of the world can do with each other.


STFU - And GTFO


TAGS: teacher stfu gtfo fail your doing it wrong
Rating: 1.67/5


MOTIVATION -


TAGS: cave man lengths depths alone
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sho - July 16, 2012, 12:50 pm
Nothing like some peace and quiet. 5L


RETARD STRENGTH - For those days when Rockstar just won't cut it




TORQUE -


TAGS: mustang torque gt cobra snakebite
Rating: 3.12/5

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Faceplant31 - March 10, 2010, 6:31 pm
Another owned moment brought to you by CANADA!
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 6:19 pm
check out this one.....http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/hinshu/honda-torque.jpg


BA-K-47 RIFLE - It doesn't go "BANG!" when you pull the trigger... It goes "NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM!"


TAGS: excuse me sgt but i ate my rifle
Rating: 2.53/5

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rerun - July 30, 2009, 8:33 pm

this is wrong...the bacon is touching the ground? Have you no shame?


WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!




STRENGTH & VIRILITY -


TAGS: strength virility only shooting blanks
Rating: 4.78/5

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steph1 - May 11, 2011, 4:14 am
ouch!!!...get well soon
Reality Lord - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm

lolz
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:00 pm

Damn, the hits keep coming. 5L
Airman - May 10, 2011, 6:45 pm
zzzzzzzzzing!


UNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: wavelengths
Rating: 3.66/5

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BoneCD - October 14, 2009, 8:21 am
I see 5 hooters there Haar


AWWWWWW! - See, it doesn't ALL have to be about power levels.


TAGS: anime dragonball dragon ball dbz gt z goku chichi chi chi
Rating: 2.67/5

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LURCH - August 5, 2009, 8:18 pm
SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS STRAPPED AND PACKED!


STFU - 'n GTFO noob


TAGS: bird stfu noob gtfo
Rating: 1.94/5

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runtor - November 29, 2010, 10:58 pm
I like panurt beeper and jemmy.
5150monkeylove - November 29, 2010, 3:10 pm
LEGEND was probably the only role where Tom Cruise didn't play an overconfident dick.
Sean - November 29, 2010, 12:02 pm
LEGEND Gheyest Tom Cruise movie ever! Yet somehow my favouritist Tom Cruise movie ever.
forseti - November 29, 2010, 3:46 am
You want noobs to stfu and gtfo with your first poster? In relation to (your) comments this is pretty funny... Anyway, it's funny, just too close to the same pic with a much better caption and text from a legend. 3L from me.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:28 pm
Play nice, please.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:27 pm
Steady there, Shiny. Scroll down. This has been amply addressed.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:26 pm
day late, dude
Mr. Shiny - November 28, 2010, 10:25 pm
This isn't funny. Instead of lingering in the comments list, why don't you pick up what's left of your dignity and go make a better poster?
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 7:07 pm
122003
Hawamleh - November 28, 2010, 9:09 am
at least I'm not a cow..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2010, 4:41 am
You still look stupid...(and you're not smart)
Hawamleh - November 28, 2010, 4:40 am
I feel smart
Fatemaster - November 28, 2010, 3:26 am
I thought it was hilarious too! Oh, and the motifake's pretty funny as well 5L
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:23 am
You sick, demented, horrible person!
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:22 am
I thought it was hilarious.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:19 am
This was never a laughing matter.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:18 am
It's not fun anymore. It's just stupid.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:14 am
Be weary of the invisible cribbage shackles. They tend to adorn frozen bat-wings while fishing for dead metal rivers on the saddle of forgiveness.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:08 am
I'll keep it going then.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:07 am

that is my feeding the rumor mill.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:07 am
I wouldn't know.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:06 am

they sound thay way when they are freshly pierced
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:04 am
He's speaking in tongues...
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:03 am

and why my basket gotta be pink?
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:03 am

yeah, what he said (man, the whole Japanese thing was easier)
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:01 am
You know, I've said it once, and I'll say it again. You can't thoroughly scrutinize the catastrophic pink basket gorilla society for taking the whistling flute series treasure blasters on an indigenous hunt for the ancient broom-handle burial grounds.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:01 am
who me?
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:58 am
That just made things awkward for everyone.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:58 am
Runt, we tend to move on when things are getting redundant. We all gave you some hints, tips, and advice. (seasoned with a few insults) just relax and go with the flow.
crankyhead - November 28, 2010, 1:56 am
not possible to love your family too much claire. =)
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:55 am
Crank, you love your momma too much.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:53 am
What did I manage to do? Gah, I give up. This is getting nowhere quick.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:53 am
ill go with the Freudian method on this one
crankyhead - November 28, 2010, 1:52 am
kawasaki chicken ceasar please
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:50 am
Or maybe he just wanted a motorbike and happened to be craving salad.
crankyhead - November 28, 2010, 1:49 am
LOL I get enough fruit in my diet thanks
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:48 am
@cranky.... It is a deep manifestation of your need to toss a bikers salad....
crankyhead - November 28, 2010, 1:47 am
so this one time, when i was like 14, i had a dream that i drove a motorbike into a huge bowl of salad. that is all.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:45 am
Nor I, yet you seem to manage it.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:43 am
Yes, I agree with you. I (believe it or not) don't take many things personally at all. But, votes are what people think of the poster, not me. I don't see how you can confuse that at all.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:39 am
Votes, language, it's all the same concept of what people think of you. As Ag said, you can't take things personally here- or anywhere, really.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:33 am
Yeah, you're right, Ag. I keep forgetting that pride is misplaced on the internet. I'll save it for the more deserving individuals I meet in person. It's much more fun when you can see facial expressions.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:32 am
I'm pretty sure I was talking about the votes when I said that I don't care. Doesn't mean I don't care when someone (internet or not) insults my use of a language. Heck, if I could, I would give the option for negative stars!
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:27 am
Cute, four comments in a row. That's a lot for someone who doesn't care.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:25 am
Slow your roll... you can't take things personally here.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:24 am
I just realized I made a mistake in reading that post about "learn and grow". I didn't separate that from the first statement. Sorry!
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:19 am
And if you're going to criticize someone's spelling and grammar, at least learn to use it to perfection yourself. I can count eight errors in your last two posts. Though, don't take this as a correction, for I'm not claiming I'm great at this language.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:16 am
Whew! I'm glad I don't really care how many them I get! Boy, this world would be crashing down about me if I did...
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:15 am
I don't see how a not so great of a grammatical error would mean English (notice the capitalized "e") is my second language. And even if it was, how would looking at other existing posters help my English in any way?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2010, 1:08 am
see those little things below your poster that look like poodles?...They're Lions...and you only get 1.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:03 am
work on the english... I'm assuming it's not your first language? You have potential, but you need to take more time looking at the existing posters... learn and grow.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:03 am
Excuse me... I've never seen... yeah, I'm sticking with that. And what the hell does "1L" mean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2010, 1:02 am
"saw" you never "saw" the other poster....All that aside, This isn't funny. 1L
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:01 am
it was posted less than a week ago, sorry dude,dudette or dudah. (dont want to offend gender/orientation here)
runtor - November 28, 2010, 12:57 am
Hmmmm, I never seen that other poster before. I just thought this when I saw the picture online.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 12:53 am
Wail on it, woman... you have run of the site.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 12:52 am
It was well deserved considering 122003
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 12:52 am
I know, right?
Claire - November 28, 2010, 12:49 am
I hate to 1L bomb, but are you serious?


IMPROVISE -


TAGS: cunning war strength tactics
Rating: 4.95/5

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GySgt1811 - September 11, 2010, 1:20 pm
Hell, I thought they were shootin' craps. "Let him edge in a little closer, Joe, he's gittin' curious." (Sorry, Mr. Mauldin, I couldn't resist it. Snork.)
Feasibly - September 10, 2010, 11:00 am
and a Hail Mary.
GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 10:28 am
gives whole new meaning to "go deep, I'll throw you the bomb..." 5L


Mitsubishi 3000gt -


TAGS: mechanic 3000gt mitsubishi
Rating: 4.33/5

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Bolverk3778 - November 6, 2013, 3:28 pm
With the 3000GT you'll need to be a programmer before a mechanic!!


GEORGE WASHINGTON -




SMOKING - will give you cancer


TAGS: sgtafsdgs
Rating: 3.64/5

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Ychos - February 25, 2010, 6:04 am
it was supposed to be a joke btween the 2 meanings of Cancer: the disease and the zodiac sign, of course :P
Treehodger - February 24, 2010, 8:26 pm
Good question. I was just wondering if this was an ironic picture, or a really well done subtle joke.
GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 7:21 pm
what if you're born between june 23 & july 22? then is it cancer/cancer?


FREEDOM - Brought to you by the United States military and the C.I.A.


TAGS: military america usa arlington soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.31/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:56 pm
Thank you, FS.
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:49 am
Great poster WTFO.
WTFO - May 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Be a man! Pluck that last little bastard.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:42 pm
Anyone else notice how no matter how much you trim your nosehair. There's always one little bugger that drives you crazy....maybe it's just me.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:39 pm
Hey Stupid...Funny, glad to see you figured out how to use the Copy and Paste functions of your computer. May I suggest you find another of my posters titled "Self-Appointed "funny" police. If you don't like my posters....SUCK IT!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 2:23 pm
Yes it is.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:21 pm
Motifake is not your political soap box
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:23 am
Haar, I appreciate your kind words. You get it. While we disagree on many points, you provide support for your positions and we can discuss topics in a respectful manner. That is all I ask of anyone but when attacked I tend to respond. I hope he's done.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:21 am
Sean, I haven't yet checked out this "bulgy challenge". It sounds a little suspicious to me. I'm not sure I want to see your "bulgy". Why are you pushing this thing like a used car salesman?
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:20 am
Canuck, I don't quit when you call me a "racist" as your way of giving up arguing with me. Like I said elsewhere, I provide support and facts to back up my positions. You just use ignorant, unfounded attacks. So, bite me, eh.
Haarakkon - April 23, 2009, 11:05 am
WTFO, those were well-reasoned counter-points. As noted, you've never slipped in to that mode with our discussions. And that's much appreciated.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:45 am
That`s exacty why you should kick his Fox "News" watching ass, by taking the Bulgy challenge.
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:34 am
Boy even when you give up arguing with this guy he just keeps going eh.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:30 am
Hey, you know who might be a Liberal? Bulgy. That's who. I mean, I once saw him drink Kool Aid. So go take the Bulgy challenge (3 lines max).
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:09 am
There are major problems with both parties. I disagree with certain decisions from both sides. However, the far left that controls the govt right now possess a philosophy that is far different than my own so they get the brunt of my criticizms.
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:07 am
pinko commies, facists, tofu-farting-tree-huggin hippies, Kool-aid guzzlers, etc (ha). Seriously, I try to reserve the liberal term for those who espouse the far-left agenda of socialism and either defend the left blindly or attack the right blindly...
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:04 am
Mr. Haar, I agree that a number of my comment chains have dropped to attacks. I certainly would prefer logical debates (and I get those as well). I try hard not to attack until attacked. Also, not everyone who disagrees with me is a "liberal". They can be
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:02 am
to form, you'll call me another name or distract from the facts. As a final note, I post what I like. Your whining about this being a humor site will not sway any of my actions. You don't like my posters, tough. Go find long-cat and get your giggles.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
Agreement between our countries provide for intelligence sharing. Therefore, intel gathered by our CIA helps defend your freedoms as well as Canadian intel helps defend the US. See this is how a facts-based discussion looks like. However, if you stay true
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
As for your assertion that the military and the CIA haven't protected Canada, you are again wrong. Through NORAD, US military partner with Canadian forces to protect the N. American continent (mostly with US systems and bases). As for the CIA, Memos of
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:56 pm
disagree with the socialist policies of the President and Congress doesn't make you racist. It's a pathetic defense mechinism being used by liberals and Dems right now. Much like the Reps unfairly used the term "unpatriotic" to quiet dissent after 9-11.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:54 pm
Canuck, I asked specifically what in any of my posters has been racist. You provided no proof. You just switched tactics to call the passive-aggressive racist. Again, you can't see into my mind or heart so screw you and your assertions. Just because you
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 8:49 am
I LOVE me some Paraguay!!!!
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:59 am
And truly, what does a Canadian national owe the CIA? If you can give me an answer, I'll concede that Canuck has no valid points. As has also been stated before, Canada and Mexico have one common problem between them.
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:56 am
Awright, I didn't want to get into it, but far too often I have seen WFTO's arguments denigrate to baseless personal attacks. Generally the phrase "liberal" is associated with someone who doesn't share his viewpoint. Note: I have not been besmirched.
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am
*forgive the "it's"
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am
Canuck, dude, yer arguing with members of the only empire in history NOT to collect tribute from it's "colonies", satellites, and protectorate states. And they don't see that as a problem. Go figure.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:07 am
section for a reason. I also noticed it does not say Positive comments only. Maybe i will leave arguing on the internet to those who have the time. I wonder if this site will ever return to what it was before it became a soapbox.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:00 am
Actually a small town in northwestern Ontario. I grew up surrounded by american tourists, all asking silly igloo and dog sled questions. Maybe i wound up a little jaded. I'm not sure what "troll" means for sure but i do know this site has a comments secti
Sean - April 20, 2009, 11:31 pm
Mark, friend ... I AM Canadian. Since when has that not been enough for you? Hmmmm?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:56 pm
I don't leave the USA unless I have to. Every Canadian I've met has been in uniform and we were supporting them. Maybe that's why they were so pro-American. But go ahead...tell me what points are valid in Canuck's comments. The 1 about it not being funny?
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:37 pm
Ever been to Canada? They don't all love us, any more than all Americans love Paraguay. The racist comment was out of line, as WTFO has never made any indication of such leanings. Some of the rest of that post was on the mark, though.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:27 pm
...has been pro-American. His comment calling WTFO a racist is without any basis whatsoever. I believe that Canuck is just another Timmy Troll.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:25 pm
I don't think his comments are valid at all. Like I said, I think he's just trolling for a fight. The poster is not arrogant at all. It's truthful and patriotic. His comments are uncalled for and are inciting argument. Every Canadian I've met in person...
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:10 pm
I think he's got some valid points, Mark. It's been said that if the national illness of the USA is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. Would it make a difference if he was Slovakian?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 9:48 pm
After reading through all of these comments, it seems to me that Canuck is cut from the same "Timmy Cloth" as Dr. Rank and Neerow. I think he's nothing more than a trolling ass wipe. I doubt that he's Canadian. I'll bet he's in Gay Commune in California.
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 5:45 pm
The caption says "brought to you" not brought to americans. The poster is fine the caption is the problem. Am i wrong in thinking this is a humor site! and therefore the posters should at least be an attempt at humor?
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:41 pm
...did you maybe misinterpret the meaning and then get into it with WTFO? Or were you just spoilin' for a tussle with him? Just asking!!!
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:39 pm
Ummmm, yeah. Canuck? Why are you even concerned with commenting about how free Americans are or aren't? The poster is clearly aimed at the US and doesn't imply that anyone else (like Canada) owes their freedom to us. Just wonderin' why you stepped in...
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 3:54 pm
Many of your posters have a basis in racism even if it is passive aggressive racism. I am not from Quebec.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:33 am
On a more serious note, Parti Quebecois is more than welcome to take a long walk off a short pier, preferably at Greater Slave Lake right before a freeze.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:27 am
Oh, it's not going to be a military invasion, per se. They're sending over thought-control beams from their CBC affiliates. See what happened in Detroit and Buffalo?
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:17 am
from the North border. I'm not worried. Most Canadians are great and those who subscribe to the Quebec style of thought are too pathetic and weak to be of any real danger.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:15 am
Too funny. Like I've said, I've worked with great folks from Canada through NORAD type assignments. I just don't like this prick and his accusations and personal attacks. I used the same joke on a former boss of mine who was from Alaska. As for a threat
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:54 am
So I like the joke *looks around nervously*, but since 80% of the populace is within 100 miles of the border, I am ever cognizant of the threat of invasion as well. Google Canadian World Domination to see the plans.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:45 am
Ouch! It's ironic for me, because several Iditarod contenders train within 60 miles of me, including a 3 or 4 time champion. And yes, I'm in the States, but not too far off the border. I've found there's a lot to like about our neighbors to the North.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 1:30 am
Now, for Haar, I'll inject some levity. Do you know why they don't teach sex education and driver's education on the same day in Canuck's home town? ... It's too rough on the sled dogs.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:32 am
racism knows that I don't give a damn what color someone's skin is. You (and several others) have once again proven a quote by Peter Brimelow, "the modern definition of a 'racist' is someone winning an argument with a liberal". So, FUCK OFF MOTHER FUCKER!
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:30 am
resort to the dumbass liberal standby, by trying to label me a racist. I don't back down from bullshit like that. You can take your accusation and stuff it up your socialist ass you low-life Quebec faggot. Anyone who has seen my comments on the topic of
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:28 am
While I appreciate your attempt at levity, Haar, there needs to be something else pointed out. This canadian piece of shit called me a racist. You have obviously lost the debate due to your lack of facts or support for you ignorant positions so you had to
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
Heh. Yeah, I'd figure as much, especially with the playoffs. Just trying to interject some levity.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 3:20 pm
If i had that kind of career i would be too busy nailing hockey sluts to check out these posters.
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 1:39 pm
Oh. I thought you were playing for Vancouver.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:37 pm
Im a canadian you idiots i owe nothing to your goverment and have far more freedom than any american. If you feel singled out wtfo maybe its because of all the racist and hateful crap you post. Why not use wit instead of inflammatory nonsense?
Passer By - April 19, 2009, 9:03 am
You Canuck are the one who started out making a brainless comment. Keep your opinions up there in the north country and quit stinking up the place down here in a country that's free.
HtD - April 19, 2009, 3:25 am
Like you, he gains sustenance from talking about politics. Instead of eating a sammich, a conversation about the social policies of Obama will hit the spot.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:14 am
Finally, why does it seem that you are seeking out my posters for you ignorance and attacks? Do you have a crush? Are you lonely and need of attention? I suggest you buy a dog, I'm spoken for.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:12 am
sent us to Iraq where we could eliminate a dictator who was a danger to his neighbors, Israel, the US and his own people. Don't talk about bravery since you obviously have no idea what it means. Risking you life to bring freedom to others is brave.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:11 am
since the 1970s. Our enemies cross into several countries. We were attacked on 9-11, but the liberal lie is that our war is only with Al Qaida. They are one of many threats to this nation and the world. Pres Bush was smart enough to realize that fact and
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:08 am
enjoy. If you live in the US, then your freedom was absolutely provided to you by the govt, military and the CIA. If you are too ignorant to realize that fact then there is no hope for you. As far as the war, radical Islam has been at war with the US
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:05 am
I'd love to know who made you the motifake humor judge, Canuck. I also see no arrogance in this poster, I see appreciation, patriotism and respect for those who understand that the freedom we enjoy in the US is earned by a small few for all of us to
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 8:03 pm
By the way passer by you are so witty, could you keep making brainless comments without making an actual point. That sorta thing always makes me chuckle. Maybe you could explain how this poster is not arrogant and is funny? Its not a demotivational poster
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:59 pm
Be proud to be sentient, proud to be intelligent or proud to pass on a willingness to accept others. Race and Nationality are not things you earned they were given to you. You cant be proud of something you did not earn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:56 pm
My freedom was not in any way provided by the American Gov't or the C I A. Need I remind you that fighting a war YOU started does not make you brave. But ending it would. Its because of this kind of angry pride that your kids grow up to hate for no reason
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:00 am
Yes you are Canuck.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:46 am
Wow arrogant! and not funny!
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:02 am
Trying to answer you is a waste of time Timmy, you wouldn't understand.
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:32 am
Truth hurts, don't it? :P
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:50 pm
Blah, blah, blah, Timmy.
barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:25 pm
If the military and the CIA are bringing us freedom, why do they keep letting the government pass laws that restrict it?


GUNNERY SGT. HARTMAN - War is an ugly thing, and so should be your Drill Instructor.


TAGS: gunny sgt hartman r lee ermey war
Rating: 2.5/5

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GySgt181 - August 11, 2009, 11:48 am
F-ckin' A, dittybag!!!!! Semper Fi!


BAD SPELLING - I blame the Bugton Gods.




"ARRETE!" -


TAGS: french catacombs dead tits gtfo
Rating: 1.71/5

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Guest - August 2, 2009, 10:33 pm
it means stop


FRAILTY -


TAGS: frailty strength
Rating: 5/5

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dy2012 - June 1, 2012, 2:56 pm
powerfull!fave it!
Feasibly - June 29, 2011, 10:50 pm
Gotta admit, RL....this would make a great t-shirt as well.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2011, 9:21 am

thnx carpe
CarpeConquietus - June 29, 2011, 12:28 am
By far my favorite. Set as my desktop.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:36 pm
Awesome RL! 5L buddy
tellitlikeitis - September 18, 2010, 4:23 pm
This is fantastic RL.


OH GOD, YOU DEVIL -




BAD DAY? - Even during Brain Surgery it works just as well




REST EASY, SLEEP WELL - Peace, Peace, and farewell




TWILIGHT - Yes, go now before it's too late




Had To -


TAGS: length breadth depth width yethery
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 16, 2015, 12:31 pm
HAH!....fav'd


BALLS -


TAGS: jefferson declaration of independance tits or gtfo your mom
Rating: 4.77/5

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Faceplant31 - August 26, 2010, 12:11 pm
Nice! 5L


THE ONLY "GTFO" WARNING - This is my boomstick, the 12 gauge double barreled Remington 1740. Do I need to repeat myself?


TAGS: boom remington
Rating: 4.54/5

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Bob D. Sailor - June 15, 2011, 10:52 pm
I do believe I just creamed myself from the sheer amsomeness of that gun.


YOUNG GO-HARD - If you want to know what God thinks about money, look at the people He gives it to.




AGE OF CHIVALRY -


TAGS: si nos freres assieges gallique tenu le plus longtemps
Rating: 4.29/5

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falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 11:58 am
And then we became sore losers. "Where's your dragon now? HUH?!?!"
Sean - May 16, 2010, 1:06 pm
Hey! Is THAT a Loch Ness Monster shot? Huh? Hmmmm???
Anything - May 16, 2010, 12:58 pm
The absence of the dragon makes it funnier.
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 2:23 am
Brilliant.


I LIKE BIG BUTTS - And I cannot lie


TAGS: baby got back george washington
Rating: 3.82/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:35 pm
We don't have politicians that can not lie but we have shed loads of impressionists.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:30 am
We definitely need some of these in those huge office buildings


See How They Run -


TAGS: pretzels beatles sgt pepper walrus snacks
Rating: 4.8/5

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steve1961 - August 11, 2014, 3:27 am
Lose a leg and he'd look a little like Heather... ;-)
vindicator - August 11, 2014, 12:03 am
He doesnt look like a Paul. A Fred maybe.
STP - August 10, 2014, 9:02 pm
Well, here's a little clue for you all...*whispers* The walrus was Paul.
SineNominie - August 7, 2014, 11:08 am
Coo Coo Coo Caa Gew!


GEORGE WASHINGTON - He already advised us: "Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."


TAGS: george washington
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 1:49 am
This explains his decline of the Freemasons’ offer.


70'S TV WORD PLAY - When you get it, you'll LOL.


TAGS: 70 s tv washington jefferson
Rating: 2.88/5

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north star - July 31, 2009, 8:15 pm
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson then George Jefferson.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:22 am
OOOH! OOOH! I got it! Is it "Sanford and Son"...?
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:04 am
This is the funniest poster you ever made Todd Snyder. 1 Lion
BuZZbomb - July 28, 2009, 12:04 am
Don't like to be Snickered at? Would you rather he be Milky Waying you? Ba-dum-dum
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 9:43 pm
Either do I Porc...but I have been drinking
MO - July 27, 2009, 9:25 pm
Sean is always *snickering* at me....
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 9:15 pm
I just don't get it
MO - July 27, 2009, 9:11 pm
Damn! And here all this time I actually thought Sean was laughing WITH me.....
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 9:11 pm
Dogfight!
MO - July 27, 2009, 9:09 pm
buzz check!! Got it. LOL
BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 8:54 pm
snicker = meaning not LOL. In fact only "1L" not 2L's.
MO - July 27, 2009, 8:38 pm
psst!!! Buzzzz!!! todd......no snicker!
BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 8:28 pm
**snicker, snicker** WHEEZIE!!
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:35 pm
I got it immediately, and I 1L'd


The Tartan -


TAGS: tartan kilt length manly
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:39 pm
Dammit...5L'd all over my keyboard.


INSPIRATION -


TAGS: ant strength pointless
Rating: 4.91/5

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spacedog - March 26, 2013, 11:31 pm
Yes! Prodigal son! Leviticus 11:6, 5urely.
falloutghoul - March 26, 2013, 10:53 pm
And on this day, the prodigal spawn returns.
rerun - March 26, 2013, 8:20 pm

and yes, he does lift


PRIVATE JOKER -


TAGS: bootcamp noob poster creation drillsgt
Rating: 4.45/5

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psychosythe - February 16, 2011, 9:44 pm
some people like that kind of thing
quetz - February 16, 2011, 2:48 pm
She is hot, and I think she even made him wet his pants right there too, ohhh mcrd
5150monkeylove - February 16, 2011, 2:43 pm
Glad I could provide you with quality fap fodder, sir.
GySgt1811 - February 16, 2011, 11:23 am
Sorry, her little bit of spittle made me stutter with uncontrolled passion.
GySgt1811 - February 16, 2011, 11:21 am
Thanks Monk! Finally! A Chickfake that really turns me on! She's gorgeous! (Klingon love, anyone?)5 oohrahs! (Jarheadspeak for "I love you.")
GySgt1811 - February 16, 2011, 11:20 am
Thanks Monk! Finally! A Chickfake that really turns me on! She's gorgeous! (Klingon love, anyone?)5 oohrahs! (Jarheadspeak for "I love you.")
palmat - February 16, 2011, 4:08 am
=)) made my day. 5L mister
autumnspirit - February 16, 2011, 12:17 am
Brilliant! I can really hear her lol! 5 Full metal jackets!


SORRY I MISSED YOUR CALL -




THE BREAKING POINT -




BILINGUALISM - It doesn't matter what laguage you speak. I still won't listen.


TAGS: gtfo
Rating: 4.2/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - October 11, 2011, 6:10 pm
should've made it a white background


GATHER ROUND MOTIFAKERS -


TAGS: lennon mccartney sgt pepper lucilleball
Rating: 4.13/5

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Airman - October 21, 2011, 10:34 am
i thought it was John Fred and the Playboy band's song
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 13, 2011, 11:51 pm
Airman, I'd like to solve the puzzle. "Lucy In the Sky with Douchebags" (I'm not welcome back at the wheel)
CloudchaserS - October 13, 2011, 11:49 pm
I totally get it, but I'm not gonna say what it is and spoil it for anyone who has yet to see this
Feasibly - October 13, 2011, 9:44 pm
Whadda ya mean jiggle the handle?
mariand - October 13, 2011, 9:16 pm
I'm living in a fool's paradise? :))
the1stCOMMI3 - October 13, 2011, 8:35 pm
5illy bitch, the kitchen's that way
Greeny - October 13, 2011, 7:27 pm
Timothy Leary plays ball in the sky?
crankyhead - October 13, 2011, 7:03 pm
rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies. =)
Verdeckt - October 13, 2011, 6:55 pm
Lucy got 5ome 'splainin' to do?


STRENGTH - This looks bad until you wonder how he got the truck up there in the first place.




GLOBAL WARMING - Who cares? As long as Lara does the weather forecast.


TAGS: lara lewington weather global warming rnr babe
Rating: 2.38/5

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Sexymcfinkersonjew - November 23, 2008, 4:20 pm
You mean there's a woman under all that makeup?


GRAND THEFT AIRSHIP - Nothing brings down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned holy war.


TAGS: final fantasy xii 12 ff12 ffxii gta grand theft auto airship
Rating: 2.28/5

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Zealot - June 8, 2010, 8:01 pm
ok, wtf?


CAMOUFLAGE -


TAGS: manga great teacher onizuka gto
Rating: 2.17/5

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Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 4:54 am
Impressive...that's what those students get for hanging out in the science lab, fooling with nature and defying creationism.


TITS - or GTFO


TAGS: tits gtfo girls
Rating: 2/5

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Woody - June 30, 2009, 7:35 pm
Next.........
Mark - March 16, 2009, 3:29 pm
Crackerbuddha - You're doing it wrong. If you don't like the poster, give it a "1" so it's average goes down. As a matter of policy I give all tunnels a "1" so thanks for bringing this one to may attention. Tunnel = 1
Crackerbuddha - March 16, 2009, 3:16 pm
motifake is not /b/. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.


RAMBLIGS -


TAGS: death life love strength hammy
Rating: 5/5

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Hawamleh - April 15, 2012, 5:15 pm
GaryO has a point, you get a few good posters from the new ones, but a constant level of good posters to aspire to is layed down by the veterans, and when ya check thier profile, you realize they used to suck as much as everybody :)practice makes perfect
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 5:00 pm
Just lookin’ at overall, M0rd. There are exceptions (you know who you are), but after a spate of pedestrian efforts, it’s quite refreshing to see a Hammyism, or (be still my heart) a run of old timer entries. It keeps the benchmark where it belongs…..
Hawamleh - April 15, 2012, 4:34 pm
THank yo uGary :) and same to you Kai :D (also I think he meant old in motifake years, not actual years haha )
M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 2:45 pm
Nice one Hammy, 5L and Gary...... *ahem* That's debateable (jk jk)
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 8:54 am
Different….good…..woof….there’s no motifaker like an old motifaker
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 11:00 pm
Thank you, means a lot !
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 10:21 pm
Damn this is good... So good... Very well played...


STALWART -


TAGS: strength weather wise time island
Rating: 4.63/5

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Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:31 pm

lol
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:31 pm

hmmmm....yes i thought so
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:26 pm
For the record yes that is Ko Tapu from "The Man with the Golden Gun"


THERE ARE OVER 5,000 MEN IN THIS CITY - Who know that being a policeman is an endless, glamourless, thankless job that's got to be done


TAGS: sgt friday
Rating: 4.36/5

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hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:38 am
I'd love to know what the citation is for.., lack of paper bag..?? love it..!!


CHILDHOOD LESSON - You often wondered why some nights your dad would say "Good of a Cow" while coughing at the same time, but now I bet you understand.


TAGS: childhood assignment gtfo
Rating: 4/5

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GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 11:34 am
Ironic foresight
Produceman117 - January 22, 2010, 2:02 am
The dad's horny, HASBUNMB. He's saying "get the fuck out." Does that answer all of your question marks?
Hasbunmb - January 22, 2010, 1:52 am
???????????


THIS SENOR AGDANIELE - I have heard mucho about his work as a mod, and with the senoritas


TAGS: sgt garcia
Rating: 3.92/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 11:43 pm
Green card!!! Green card!!!!
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:41 pm
LOL!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 7:37 pm
Thats funny. 5L airman


LITTLE GTO YOU'RE REALLY LOOKING FINE -


TAGS: pontiac gto
Rating: 3.78/5

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STATUESQUE -


TAGS: seahorse beauty nature strength
Rating: 3.47/5

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Sean - June 14, 2009, 10:28 pm
*gasp* You cad! Ah well, couldn't be helped, I guess.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:11 pm
27 brave souls gave their tasty little lives.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:14 pm
Beautiful. But how many sea horses had to die just so you could use their bodies to spell Statuesque? Shame on you dude. 5.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 5:07 pm
Absolutely. Delicacy is an acquired taste, in many cases.


DUTCH COURAGE - Industrial Strength




INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH - BECAUSE SOMETIMES A REGULAR DIAPHRAGM JUST WONT DO...




HACKNEYED - Carl! Carl! Watch this... you go over there and take my picture while I stand here to make it look like that thing over there is my johnson! I bet NOBODY has ever thought of this. I'm so AMSOME!




FRATERNITIES -




MOTHER AND DAUGTHER -




SEEING IS BELIEVING - When you see it, you will probably not have to go to the bathroom at all.


TAGS: motifake shit brick washington ufo atomic dinosaur
Rating: 2.72/5

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Bob Chin - November 12, 2008, 10:43 am
Wait just a second... Is that Barack Obama a few steps back? Are they at the Lincoln Memorial? Free at last, free at last GGA Free pas to the White House
Agamemnon218 - August 30, 2008, 2:58 am
I'm not sure, but the guy in front is certainly proud of those slacks he's wearing...
Shtoink - July 17, 2008, 12:16 am
only really interesting part of this is the T Rex in the parking lot... was jesus trying to ride one of those instead of a raptor?


LITTLE GIRLS WITH SUPERSTRENGTH - They're just so cute.




DAN SNYDER - Making money off of Redskins fans' misery since 1999.




GTFO - Alternatively, give me TITS nao! (Yes, it really does play someone saying GTFO)




HAPPY - WTF is wrong with you people!!!!!


TAGS: happy sad fagtards
Rating: 2.36/5

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GTA IV - Microsoft's masterpiece it's now on the PS2


TAGS: sports cats celebrity games gta iv
Rating: 2/5

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GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 8:56 am
easy there, guerin, keep it up and you be known as LongGone
GUERIN - December 14, 2010, 8:18 am
FUCKIN' RETARD.
4th post from bottom is dumb - August 9, 2009, 6:38 pm
Neither Sony or Microsoft made this game. Rockstar created the GTA games. I don't even play stupid games and I know that.
weker - March 31, 2009, 11:32 am
wtf are u on about
........ - March 30, 2009, 7:30 pm
microsoft? your an idoit.... sony had GTA before xbox even existed
Spoon - October 28, 2008, 5:51 am
Oh jesus, this image makes me glad I quit the video game store job. I don't know how many stupid kids I had to tell over and over again that this game doesn't exist on PS2!
barf - October 3, 2008, 10:24 am
gta was the only good one... well london was fucking sweet too
TigerKid - September 9, 2008, 8:37 pm
GTA4 biggest waste of time and money ever. I was bored after 3 days.


SGT HALL - Theres only one man on earth that could be this sexy.


TAGS: sgt hall
Rating: 1.71/5

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RAPE - OH shi- SAMUS GOT RAPED


TAGS: gtjfhmcgh
Rating: 1.63/5

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Narutarded - August 5, 2008, 6:01 am
She just found out why he's called "Solid Snake".


GRAND THEFT AUTO IV -


TAGS: gta grand theft auto iv shirley temple glitch parody joke niko bellic
Rating: 1.56/5

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DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:35 pm
Another one of his masterpieces


The Devils Playground -


TAGS: mistake choice courage life strength
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - April 1, 2014, 8:33 am
It will. I call it the "Congressional Theory"...
Reality Lord - April 1, 2014, 7:50 am

tru dat. let's hope this doesn't fall on deaf ears.


NFL Owner Agrees to Change Team Name -




EMPATHY -


TAGS: springtime north humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 13, 2014, 11:55 am

I live in Wyoming, Edge. Don't rub it in.
Thedge - October 13, 2014, 2:08 am
Am in Baguio, Philippines. Average high - 72F. Low - 65F. Guess it might be a nose rub. Sorry Canucks, been there, done that. Now, I don't EVEN check my anti-freeze! Oh yeah, the post... A priest from Winnepeg?
steve1961 - April 12, 2014, 11:03 pm
Not sure if conversation is still about weather or dating...
lgvernon - April 12, 2014, 1:00 am

Oh, I had a late night date with Crown last night. Whew...
MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 12:50 am
My barometer went into high alert about 3 shots of rye back. I hear the weather warnings...I know I'll certainly be drinking. Never has been wrong yet...tee hee hic!
lgvernon - April 12, 2014, 12:46 am

LOL~~We're in for the same thing, starting tomorrow night. 2 to 4 inches through Sunday. So far, my leg hasn't started to ache. It's my barometer.
MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 12:40 am
Thanks for the jinx lg...as I type we are expecting snow to start and carry on throughout Saturday with accumulations of up to 10cm (4 inches)...Winterpeg indeed.


It's wonderful -




Justice at last -




START OVER -




Insight -


TAGS: weakness strength hide conceal
Rating: 4.88/5

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kirill - February 1, 2014, 11:03 am
Thank you!
rerun - February 1, 2014, 9:29 am

beautiful
kirill - February 1, 2014, 3:58 am
bow WOW :) ! Thank you..
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 12:17 am
A 5L like from me!
GaryO - January 31, 2014, 11:46 pm
I do like this'n...yessir...surely do
Reality Lord - January 31, 2014, 3:53 pm

very nice


MY FIRST WISH - is to see this plague of mankind, war, banished from the earth




Once Upon a Time -


TAGS: full length mirrors ankles revealed
Rating: 4.83/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2013, 3:28 pm
I always do…
demon001 - October 22, 2013, 1:36 pm
Who wears panties anymore?
Rudedog - May 6, 2013, 8:05 pm
Love me some whale tail


BREATHTAKING -


TAGS: poppies field springtime bees humor
Rating: 4.77/5

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lgvernon - July 13, 2013, 3:13 pm

LOL!~
CloudchaserS - July 13, 2013, 12:03 am
Especially the bees on the island led by Sister Summersisle
lgvernon - July 12, 2013, 10:17 pm

LOLOLOL!~~Didn't even notice! But, dayum~~they do look like tulips, don't they?!
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 9:34 pm
Sneaky little suckers indeed! They made those poppies look just like tulips...evil I'm tellin' ya! 5L evil little buggers!


VISION - The resolve to do what needs done to keep the Timmy's from running the Kingdom.




FORTRESS -


TAGS: strength pride relationship castle
Rating: 4.58/5

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crankyhead - December 7, 2010, 9:31 pm
bump


ONE LOVE -


TAGS: maya angelou beauty strength
Rating: 4.31/5

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Cubbybear - July 16, 2010, 12:43 am
"Let's get together and it will be alright!" 5 Ya mons!


STRATEGY -


TAGS: calendar fail plan for strength
Rating: 4.29/5

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Reality Lord - April 10, 2012, 6:45 am

Brutal! I love it. Welcome to the dark side


DISAPPOINTMENT - Because nothing ever works out the way you thought it would.




STATITICS -


TAGS: calendar length relationship inverse ratio love mariand
Rating: 3.5/5

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mariand - January 8, 2013, 1:20 am
OMFG... sorry by the title... while I know how I was when I made the error, I wanna believe that the approver it wasn't the same way...


ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETARY -


TAGS: arlington cemetary homosexuals hero honor
Rating: 3.4/5

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RetiredUSNChief - November 7, 2015, 12:16 am
So you don't get it. Whoopie. My point is that ALL the people buried at Arlington are honored for who they were and the sacrifices and services they performed for their country. From former slaves to spouses to military, and everybody else including gays.
yoda60 - October 16, 2015, 3:06 pm
If you'll look very carefully, the itemized list comments on position status, office held, nationality, or family status... WHO CARES about 'gays' - that's a choice. Doesn't fit the theme AT ALL.
Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 6:23 pm
How many left handed soldiers?Point well made Chief.
RetiredUSNChief - May 5, 2013, 9:23 am
Ah, fudge! I hate it when I do that!
Iconoclast - May 4, 2013, 10:15 pm
Cemetery? or Cemetery
EmilioDumphque - May 4, 2013, 10:12 pm
Up to 4%. (16,000)


The Legend Lives On -




EXERCISE -




DISCIPLINE - Bad seed is a robbery of the worst kind: for your pocket-book not only suffers by it, but your preparations are lost




LASER HAIR REMOVAL - Oh no! They're MULTIPLYING!!!


TAGS: laser hair removal gtfo devided by zero ads motifake
Rating: 2.7/5

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Bartimaeus - October 10, 2009, 7:23 pm
What to do? Vote the way you feel. This isn't technically a tunnel; its a screen shot made into a poster. That Actually takes some effort...I think its a good one. 5/5
MO - October 10, 2009, 4:10 pm
Tunnel? Yes and no.....what to do....


SRSLY MCGTFO -




TRUE GENTELMEN... - They never looked at or grabbed LADY GA-GA's "butt" not once! Man, you'd think they were gay....


TAGS: gay pride march washington dc lady ga ga security
Rating: 2.45/5

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Derek - October 13, 2009, 4:13 am
See how much closer you can get morons?


RUNNING UP THE SCORE. - Because the BCS, doesn't award points for..... SPORTSMANSHIP!


TAGS: rosebowl football bigten wisconsin bcs
Rating: 2.11/5

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440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:03 pm
AUG vs SC wot happened? wot happened?
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:54 pm
Cool! Is this airoutyourgripesfake.com now?
440wakeup - December 3, 2010, 12:10 pm
I could have went with the black players with dreadlocks gloating and hi-fiving but to quote my old football coach when asked about steroids...You just can't beat a big corn-fed farm-boy."..... especially one sniffing a rose, screw you BOISIE STATE!!
culos - December 3, 2010, 11:37 am
Obscure equals shite. 1L


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